Retired Parcel Service Collection – UPS / USPS / FedEx Parody Tee
Athletic Heather / S
$21.29
Sale price
$21.29
Regular price
$28.77
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A lightweight, breathable tee that tells a story without saying too much. Soft, sustainably sourced cotton hugs the shoulders while a clean crew neckline keeps the silhouette simple. Front and back graphics play with delivery-day dread — a tiny badge-like logo on the chest and a frantic brain surrounded by flying packages on the back — creating a dry, dark-humored contrast that feels like a private joke between shift workers and late-night grinders. Wear it between runs, layered under a zip-up at the warehouse, or draped over tired shoulders after a long shift. It sits comfortably in everyday rotation and reads like a subtle, honest nod to the chaos of logistics and late-night hustle.
Product features
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (color composition varies)
- Super lightweight, highly breathable fabric (142–146 g/m²)
- Ribbed knit crew neckline with stable shoulder tape
- Retail fit with side seams for shape retention
- Tear-away label (note: fulfillment may apply a printed neck label)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Retired Parcel Service Collection – UPS / USPS / FedEx Parody Tee
$21.29
Sale price
$21.29
Regular price
$28.77
Product features
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (color composition varies)
- Super lightweight, highly breathable fabric (142–146 g/m²)
- Ribbed knit crew neckline with stable shoulder tape
- Retail fit with side seams for shape retention
- Tear-away label (note: fulfillment may apply a printed neck label)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean